Project 8 code

 
// ** CHANGE @NAME, @NAMESPACE, and @DESCRIPTION
//
// ** If using for Tampermonkey, you can just paste this into 
// ** the Tampermonkey editor
//
// ** If using for Chrome, CHANGE FIRST PART OF FILENAME
// ** (before the .user.js) and edit in a code editor like Atom
//
// ** EVERYTHING BETWEEN ==UserScript== lines is read by the browser
//    as configuration information for the userscript
//
// **
// ** USERSCRIPT CODE IS IGNORED BY CHROME, ESP. @REQUIRE
// ** BUT KEEP FOR BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY!
// **
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name Basic Extension
// @version 1.0
// @namespace basic-extension
// @description The Zuck is always watching
// @require http://arts445.courses.bengrosser.com/files/ready-vanilla.js
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js
// @run-at document-start
//
// **WRITE MATCH STATEMENTS TO MATCH WEBSITE URLS (FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE)
//
// @match *://*.facebook.com/*
// @include *://*facebook.com/*
//
// ==/UserScript==// -----------------------------------------

(function() {

// jQuery on 'j' to avoid conflicts with page jQuery
var j;

// PUT YOUR CODE within main() below
function main() {

    // setup jQuery on j to avoid any possible conflicts
    j = jQuery.noConflict();
 	ready('span._nbt', function(e) { Story(e); });
  	ready('a.UFICommentActorName', function(e) { Comment(e); });
	ready('a.profileLink', function(e) { Profile(e); });
    ready('div.a_y49u-4y9m', function(e) { zuck(e); });
    ready('div._3653', function(e) { zuckk(e); });
    ready('img._46-i.img', function(e) { big(e); });
    ready('img.scaledImageFitWidth.img', function(e) { lil(e); });
	ready('div.fsl.fwb.fcb', function(e) {friend(e);});
	
	function friend(e) {
		j(e).prepend('Senator ');
	}
	function Story(e) {
		j(e).prepend('Senator ');
	}
	function Comment(e) {
		j(e).prepend('Senator ');
	}
	function Profile(e) {
		j(e).prepend('Senator ');
	}
	
    function zuck(e) {
        j(e).text('Mark Zuckerberg is always watching.');
    }
     function zuckk(e) {
        j(e).text('YOUR DATA IS NOT SAFE');
    }
     function big(e) {
        j(e).attr('src', "https://i0.wp.com/news.harvard.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mark-zuckerberg-headshot-11.jpg?resize=605%2C403&ssl=1");
    } 
    function lil(e) {
        j(e).attr('src', "https://i0.wp.com/news.harvard.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mark-zuckerberg-headshot-11.jpg?resize=605%2C403&ssl=1");
    }
}



// run the main function
main();


// cleaner syntax than match()
String.prototype.contains = function(it) { return this.indexOf(it) != -1; };


// close the opening invoked function
})();