#God Wears Grey
j('p:contains("Benjamin")').append(' Grosser also wears only Grey, other colors are for losers. (not an opinion just a fact), If you dont wear grey, you probably ride the bus');
j('a:contains("tags")').append('Must be related to Grey, if not no dice buddy');
j('p').append('And not to mention those slick sweet gray shirts, if he wasnt wearing them I his credibility would go down the drain');
j('a:contains("Bio")').append(' and his struggle to find the right shade of gray');
j('p:contains("Media")').append(' and Gray and those sweet sexy sandals.');
j('a:contains("Email")').append(' about his wonderful Gray shirts');
j('a:contains("Personal")').append(' The shirt in this picture may seem black to you, but black is just a shade of Gray and if you think hard enough gray and black are the same color');
