Facebook is constantly telling me my Facebook profile is incomplete. I hate it, the need to fill things out is real. They tell me I’ve had my profile for so long, telling me I should update shit. Leave me alone. Now there’s this. “Answer some questions to help friends get to know you” as if my “friends” didn’t know me well enough. It knows that people friend each other on Facebook while not being actual friends but is trying to make it more personal, so people can get to “know me better”, as if they give a shit about me and talking to me again outside of college. I took a picture during this one moment, but it actually went through a few different options, like favorite color or such, all with emojis because being a millennial means I use emojis all the time. I wonder if they give this option by age or if everyone gets this little pop up on their profiles. Is there some crusty Harvard professor answering the question, “A job I’d be terrible at… :P”? Or is it those in a certain age bracket? I’m glad they have this “Not Now” option, but it just means in a week or so, when I look at my profile again, it will bring this option up again. I don’t need to make my profile any more personal than it is. This isn’t MySpace and I’m not in middle school. Leave me be, Facebook.