#1
j('h2').append('ICTED to jQuery');
j('p:contains("existing")').prepend('If you really feel like it, you can do this project. Start by finding that super long jQuery code on my page. You should know where this is already. ');
j('p:contains("meaning")').append(' Try to find a meaning beyond "I just thought it would be fun".');
j('p:contains("permanent")').append("<br><br>You've got this.");
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#2
j('li:contains("stress")').append(' with contracted murder.');
j('li:contains("more")').append(' with kidnapping.');
j('li:contains("relationships")').append(' with your slaves.');
j('li:contains("marriage")').append(' with yourself.');
j('li:contains("happy")').append(' when they hate you.');
j('li:contains("better")').append(' brainwashing skills.');
j('li:contains("communication")').append(' during intercourse.');
j('li:contains("Dianetics")').append(' while aboard Freewinds.');
j('li:contains("Spiritual")').append(' without technology.');
j('li:contains("Program")').append(" (what we don't want you to know).");
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#3
j("p").prepend("As the prophecy foretold! ");
j("p").append("!!");
j("b").append("izzle4Rizzle");
j("p:contains('@')").append(" But the real tragedy is the poor widdle babies who cry in their mama's wap. Boo hoo. Suck it up and grow a pair.");
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#4
j("a:contains('Aaron'), a:contains('Joseph')").prepend("Chief ");
j("a:contains('Aaron'), a:contains('Joseph')").append("wek");
j("a:contains('News')").prepend("Fake ");
j("a:contains('Top')").append(" According to Us");
j("a:contains('Showcase')").prepend("Slut ");
j("a:contains('Orange')").prepend("Fail ");
j("p:contains('By')").prepend("These Stories Were Made Up ");21
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